Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts

Sunday, 27 October 2013

A Merry Minion Christmas #AMMC-DFQ Christmas Preparations


                                               


My second entry into this year's (hoping it's an annual thing) A Merry Minion Blog Hop for the Dark Fairy Queen and her Minions. The hop has been organised by Laura over at Office Mango Missy over at marissaames Nick at talesfromatightrope and Ruth at bullishink.com. It is hoped the entries will form a gorgeous little anthology by those creative people over at blueharvestcreative.com. Enjoy my story and please, read all the other fantastical tales of Christmas by other fabulous authors by clicking on any of the links above.  x

Title: Christmas Preparations
Author: Lizzie Koch
eBook: Yes
Dedication: To everyone who enjoys Christmas and family time. This is for you. xx

Christmas Preparations

Evie and Leah had done a great job in foraging for holly and fir cones under the watchful eye of Ben. The pile sat on the table. Lisa heard her girls laughing as they cleaned up. Her girls’ laughter was infectious but a rarity these days. Looking at the table, Lisa thought back to the days when she was little and decorated fir cones in glitter for a table centre piece, using the holly to place carefully around thick cream candles. Sometimes she would decorate the candles with images of Father Christmas or angels. Angels were her favourite and at times, Lisa felt she had her own personal angel looking over her. She had to. After what she and her family had been through, had survived, here they were, ready to celebrate Christmas . . . if Lucas came home. There was always an if now.

Lisa wandered over to the boundary of their farm, the winter sun bright but weak in heat as it was every winter. But she was thankful for it as it brightened up an otherwise grey world. A light, cooling breeze rolled over her and brought with it the saltiness of the sea just a mile away. Straining her ears, she thought she heard the freedom of the waves crashing against the stony beach.

“Mum, do we have any glitter?”

“I don’t know Evie, you’ll have to look.” They’d only been at the farm for a month and trying to make it secure was priority rather than searching for arts and crafts. So far, the farmhouse was proving the sanctuary they needed; a greenhouse with seasonal fruits and vegetables, a thriving vegetable garden, two pigs which from the previous owners were pets going by the name plates on the pen; Salt and Pepper.  Once the boundary was secure, the farm made the ideal home.  With vehicles in good working order, they made runs to the nearby town and beyond.

“I’m sure the boys are fine,” Kelly said, joining Lisa at the fence. “They know exactly what they’re doing. I've turned the oven on ready.” Lisa loved Kelly’s optimism; better to have even a pinch of it in this new world rather than the bucket load of pessimism Lisa carried.

“Mum, look what I found,” Evie shouted, running from the house, carrying a plastic box. “It’s full of paints, glitter, sequins and look.” She held up a homemade angel made from a toilet roll, lace and an overload of cotton wool. 
“Can we put it on top of the tree?”

“Sure.” She wiped a tear. “Arg, this is so stupid! But I used to have a box like that. And now we’re using someone else’s memories, living in someone else’s home. It feels wrong.”

“The home was empty, like it was waiting for us. We need a home and to lead a normal life. It’s important for the kids. That’s all that matters.”
The sound of an engine and tyres on gravel made them both rigid; never knowing who was driving down towards the farm until the familiar blue truck came into view.

“Did you get the turkey?” Kelly asked as Lucas and Sam stepped from the truck.

“Not quite. But got us a chicken or two. They’re flapping in the sack,” Sam chuckled.

“You mean they’re alive? I can’t deal with that,” Lisa moaned.

“You’re gonna have to deal with a lot worse; there’s a group heading this way and I don’t mean chickens,” Lucas said, grabbing his holdall. “Get everyone ready.” He never used the zed word with Lisa. Even though they were in the midst of a zombie infestation, the zed word sent her into a blind panic and that wasn’t good to anyone despite face to zombie combat on many occasions.

“Couldn't you pick them off before you got here?” Lisa panicked.

“Too many. We’ll be fine here.” The group gathered as Lucas handed out weapons. With glitter covered hands, Evie grabbed her crude looking spear with ease and stood at her post as did Leah and Kelly’s teenage son, Ben.“Now remember, the head, you must aim for the head, twice to make sure. We've all got each other’s backs so the sooner we do this, the sooner Christmas starts. You good Lisa?” Lucas saw the determination in Lisa’s eyes but her shaking arm was evident. “I can see them. About twenty of them.” Lucas rushed back to the truck and surprised everyone as Christmas music blared out.

It didn’t matter what the circumstances, a blast of Slade wishing it was Christmas every day, lifted everyone’s spirit as zombies snarled and gnashed at the fence, clawing only air before dropping with a head split like a melon.

Silent Night drifted across the farm as the last zombie fell, piled high against the fence. Lucas walked over to Evie and Leah, both bloody but unharmed. Holding their hands, Lucas squeezed tight. “Good job girls,” he whispered, looking over to Lisa. “Seeing as you've just dispatched half a dozen zombies, I think you can handle the chickens,” he said grinning at her. “Come on girls, let’s start Christmas.   

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Monday, 24 June 2013

The Self Proclaimed Disney Princess Turns to the Dark Side



You can be forgiven for thinking this little piece is about the newest Disney Princess, Princess Leia, turning all dark and Darth Vader on us.  I’m sure Disney has big plans for Leia and hopefully the lush Han Solo, kicking some Storm Trooper plastic butt. Until then, there’s me; a person who can write about gore and darkness but watching it????? No way! Never! Not in a gazillion years!  




 I am a Princess when it comes to the TV choices I make (Glee, Smash, Dallas, Horrible Histories, and Eastenders etc).  I like my world of fluffy bunnies, whiter than white TV full of smiles and cutsie animation, singing and dancing.  It’s cute. It’s fun. It’s adorable with romance and gorgeous men. OK, so I admit I am as deep as a puddle.

But something strange has happened.  After leaving the room with mega amounts of moaning and door slamming like a grounded teenager when teenage son was watching his TV, I found myself accidentally watching one evening, with great interest, a conversation in a TV programme a Disney Princess would avoid like sex before marriage.
The character was Rick and he was talking with a gangster. There was more humanity shown in that clip than in a speech by Bono. And I was hooked. Yes, I am now an avid watcher of The Walking Dead! And I love it!!!! 
  


It is not just about zombies (‘Walkers’ as they are imaginatively called). It goes much deeper than that. The complex relationships and emotions are raw and real. I can imagine (if I survived that long which I doubt) that I would be having these real moments of worrying about your kid, having a shower, looking after those who can’t look after themselves. In most zombie films, humanity is lost in a blaze of gun-ho, macho one liners (maybe not ‘Shawn of The Dead’) Here, you can see the fight to keep hold of their humanity when all around is a crazy, death ridden and lawless society.

Even the zombie munching isn’t that gory. Yes, OK,  being disembowelled was slightly gross. But it wasn’t hiding behind the cushion stuff but then when you have Daryl firing off his awesome cross bow; it’s very hard to pull yourself away and hide behind a cushion.  And that’s where the nail biting truly comes in. I really, really do not want any of my favourite characters to become zombie fodder. 

I beg of you! Please keep Daryl!!!!      


I am rather sad that one has bitten the dust because every group needs an antagonist; every leader needs that one guy who keeps putting the boot in, undermining and picking away, sowing so many seeds of mistrust. I wonder now who will Rick have?

On the other hand, there are characters I would love to see become a Walker’s feast as their annoyance level is on the Jar Jar Binks scale (Lori)! So I shall just have to wait and see.





And being a Self Proclaimed Disney Princess, I have the patience to do so.

PS. I have only seen season 1 and 2 and am waiting for season 3 returning  . . . eeek this weekend I believe. xx


Friday, 12 April 2013

Flash! Friday #19



Here's my entry for this week's picture prompt. It's a rather dark tale so won't be entering it into the bridal shower; I'll leave that one for a much happier story of celebration. This story asks the question . . . .how far would you go for the perfect wedding? xx

A Perfect Wedding 

Angelina looked at the photo. It didn't look like she was running for her life but it was the best she could do with high heels sinking into sodden grass. She knew this was the last picture taken and if the photographer had survived, he would have captured her scrambling from her shoes to run faster from the slaughter and screams. She remembered how the wet grass felt cold against her feet as she sped into the nearby woods, wishing she had her shoes to protect her soft flesh from the rough forest floor.

Her dress caught on the protruding branches, snagging and tearing, scratching. But Angelina didn't stop running. Not until there was no screaming. No sound of crunching. No sound of snarling. Not until a safe distance was between her and the carnage did she slump at the foot of a moss covered trunk.

Chastising herself first, Angelina couldn’t believe she had been talked into having her wedding in such a public place, like everything was normal and perfect. It wasn’t. Not in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. And now everyone was dead.  She gasped. Not everyone was dead; Julian, her fiancĂ© who hadn't showed. He was somewhere. The thought he had survived warmed her chilled bones. She needed to get to him, even though he hadn't turned up on his wedding day to marry her. The anger soon dispersed when the attack happened as she fled for her life but now it was creeping back. Thoughts of him abandoning her on their wedding day filled her with rage as she slipped into a restless sleep.

She wasn’t sure how long she had been asleep but now the forest was pitch and she was stiff with cold and her mouth dry with thirst. A snapping twig told her she wasn’t alone but Angelina couldn’t see anything; all she could do was stay still and hope they couldn’t smell her. A voice whispered her name.

“Julian” Angelina whispered, not recognising her own hoarse voice.

“Angelina!” Julian ran towards her and wrapped his arms around her, burying his face in her neck, silent, in each other’s arms for what seemed a long time before Julian helped her up off the floor.

“You were going to marry me?” Angelina noticed Julian was wearing his wedding suit.

“Of course. I’m just relieved you got out of there.”

“You drummed in to me what to do if there was an attack. You said to get outside as soon as possible and run. I did.”

“Good girl. And now you get to have the perfect wedding you want with no interference from anyone.” His words hung in the air and Angelina knew their families hadn't made it. A conversation she had dismissed flooded her mind; Julian moaning about losing control of their wedding and questioning how far people would go to have the perfect wedding? “I’d do anything for you baby.”

The photo lay crumpled on the floor with her wedding ring.

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Apologies for the dark tale; that's what I got from the picture and humour has failed me this week. For other tales that (hopefully) celebrate marriage please go to http://flashfriday.wordpress.com/ hosted by Rebekah Postupak. xxx

Sunday, 10 March 2013

Zombie Flash Fiction Competition





I do enjoy a good Zombie Flash!

Confessions of a Stuffed Olive is running a flash fiction comp and it's about Zombies but with a twist; it has to contain humour, whether dark, dry or laugh out loud. Eek. Tough challenge  but here's my entry. Oh and you have to do it in a minimum of 250 words.  



The Boardroom

“What’s funny about zombies? They eat brains, rip your guts out.”  Fiona stared around the bemused faces of the boardroom. “Being eaten alive is not funny and you want to use them in a TV show?”
“Exactly. We’ll show the world zombies are not scary. Think of the ratings.” Excited murmurings continued round the table. “It’s not their fault they've mutated into zombies. They can be famous. Everyone wants to be famous.” Fiona’s chair toppled over in her urgency to leave the crazy meeting; she didn't mind slamming the door either, hearing mutterings of failed promotion behind her. They were buffoons; morons if they thought a bunch of brain eating zombies were going to make a ratings winner.  
“Any ideas on the best way to use the zombies?” continued Tony as the doors opened with a rotting hand curling around the frame, flesh dripping from the bone.  The groaning for brains grew louder, smelling fresh blood. Cries and agonizing screams filled the room as the board now knew what it was like to be eaten alive.
A gun shot rang out, another and another; the noise deafening, the stench vomit educing. It didn't take Fiona long to dispatch the zombies but she could still hear groaning; Tony, his throat ripped out and his guts hanging just like Fiona had described.
“Not so funny now eh?” Coolly, she shot him, sat in his chair and picked up his phone.
“Get me cleaning and Joan Collins.” Promotion just got easier.


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Wednesday, 1 August 2012

#unZombie Tales Flash Fiction

A new direction for this flash fiction piece; the unzombietales-flash-fiction-contest run by
J Whitworth Hazzard  has inspired me to write this piece. You can find his blog and other entries on his blog called Zombie Mechanics.

 I thought I'd better enter as my son got all excited when I mentioned the opportunity to write about zombies. He dug out all the films we have and proceeded to tell me how to kill zombies. Now I don't do blood, guts and gore so no Zombie film watching for me other than Simon Pegg's offering 'Shaun of the Dead' which is rather silly, funny and not scary- although have only watched once and don't really fancy it again. Hot Fuzz is more like it. Anyway.  . . with as little blood as possible, here is my zombie tale of which I hope my son reads and likes . . . .     






“There’s no such thing!” Jude spat as he crouched in the dusty corner, peering out of the wooden slats. “Quit whining before you give us all up.”

“I’m telling you. he'll be here” Damon continued, not in the least bit frightened of his predicament, like everyone else, not even whispering. “In fact, I bet if we were breathing our last, he’d show.”

“Well you’re putting us all in danger so why don’t you put your theory to the test and give the rest of us a chance.” There was a unanimous murmur and Damon knew he had no choice but to venture outside where the undead roamed. .

Damon was only outside for a few minutes before the smell of his flesh, the sound of his beating heart, the blood pumping through his veins attracted the attention of the undead. Out they came, moaning deeply as they dragged their decaying bodies towards the prize.

Damon didn’t panic such was his belief and as he was surrounded, he sat quietly on the floor; trying to ignore the stench of the weeping rotting flesh as it reached out towards him.

With a sudden crack, a dark stranger stood next to Damon; head to toe in black, looking down at Damon who was now grinning wildly. He was right!

“This is no Sunday school picnic. Get off your ass!” Damon obeyed the Zombie Slayer and watched as each zombie was decapitated swiftly by the new superhero in town. Zombie Slayer was real!   


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And there you have it. A Zombie fighting superhero! And it has the seal of approval from my son! Waaaahoooo!!!!